Hello, World.

Hi everyone. My name is Emmy and I've been told I'm pretty smart for a pug. My human says she learns a lot about life from me and I told her I would like to start imparting my wisdom on others. You know, do good stuff in between my hectic napping schedule. 

Because I don't have thumbs my human has been kind enough to post my teachings on my behalf. I'm not sure how she will find the time between work, grad school, her busy "social" calendar and everyday life in general, but that's her problem, not mine.

Along the way I also hope to make you smile, maybe make you laugh and perhaps make you say "awwww". (I get that all the time.) 

Short lesson for today? Seize the moment. Like when your human takes you outside to do "business." You shouldn't just stop to smell the roses or nearby fire hydrant, you should seize the great opportunity given to you. So when your moment comes to do your "business" (whatever that may mean for you), grab it like a chew toy and run with it. Because you don't know when the next great opportunity will come your way. And I really wish I had seized my "business" opportunity this morning.

But for now, I'm going to give my human her thumbs back. I'm exhausted and require several naps to make sure I've built up the stamina needed to be brillant for my next lesson.