I no feel good

*cue sad pug face*

I haven't been blogging much lately because a) I don't feel well and b) my human hogs the computer.

So, anyway... my human has made many visits to the vet *cringe* in the past few weeks. Apparently I have a "bladder" issue thing going on. I don't know what that means... all I know is it hurts to pee.

At first the vet *cringe* thought it was a bladder infection, so she put me on some antibiotics that hurt my tummy. Turns out that didn't help, so it's not a bladder infection. Apparently there are tiny crystals in my pee (so weird) and I'm going to have to go on some special medicated food to make the crystals go away. (My step-grandpa says it won't taste good as my BOGO Bowl food does so I'm hoping this is negotiable) Apparently the bacteria use these crystals like little floating rafts and hang out on them and party. Damn bacteria.

If the food doesn't help, the vet *cringe* wants to do a x-ray to make sure I don't have any bladder stones. My human is REALLY hoping it doesn't come to that... and so do I.

So, my friends, please send some positive thoughts, vibes, chi, dog treats my way. I would really enjoy and appreciate a pain-free pee again.